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                   Miguel Mouse

    There was un ratoncito, a little mouse
  and he was hiding in his little hole in
  the living room. He was very frustrated
  because he knew where there was
  some queso, some cheese. But he
  heard the "miao" of el gato, the cat.
     This was no ratoncito estupido, be-
  cause he knew that gatos eat raton-
  citos. So he waited until he heard
  "woof, woof," and he knew it was el
  pero, the dog. He knew that perros
  scare away el gatos, and also that
  perros don't eat ratoncitos. So he
  walked out and saw, no perro, pero
  el gato!
     And el gato gulped him up and said,
  "Que bueno ser bilingue!" "How great
  to be bi-lingual!"
       
  From Dr. Laurence J. Peter's Book-
     The Laughter Prescription
    GLAD TIDINGS ASSEMBLY
            OCEANSIDE